Lori Loughlin parodies her college admissions scandal on ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’

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Lori Loughlin cheats astatine play and flexes a bogus handicap licence successful nan latest section of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” which features a hilarious cameo from nan “Full House” prima poking nosy astatine her domiciled successful the 2019 assemblage admissions scandal, for which she served a two-month situation sentence.

Loughlin became nan look of the Varsity Blues scandal erstwhile she and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, pleaded guilty to conspiracy to perpetrate ligament and message fraud aft they were accused of paying $500,000 to get their daughters into nan University of Southern California, utilizing falsified diversion profiles.

They were among dozens of parents swept up successful nan investigation of admissions advisor Rick Singer, who admitted to bribing and cheating successful bid to get his clients’ children into prestigious universities.

In Sunday’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm” episode, titled “The Gettysburg Address,” Ted Danson asks Larry David if he would do him a favour by helping Lori summation admittance to his state nine by sponsoring her. Learning she’s been blackballed by nan section clubs because of her domiciled successful nan scandal, Larry eagerly agrees, saying, “You cognize I’m a champion of nan underdog.”

Soon enough, he’s passionately delivering a plea to nan members of Ocean View Country Club successful nan style of Abraham Lincoln’s celebrated reside astir state and equality.

“I highly resoluteness that she shall not person served her clip successful vain, and that this exclusive nine of circumstantial people, by circumstantial group and for circumstantial group shall person a caller circumstantial member,” Larry says arsenic nan committee gives him a opinionated ovation.

But Larry soon regrets endorsing Lori, who skirts nan “cart way only” norm connected her first time of golfing by showing disconnected an exemption. “You gotta person a doctor’s statement to get 1 of those,” Larry says, to which Lori replies: “I person Epstein-Barr … 1 hematologist thinks so.” After golf, Lori flexes nan undeserved handicap sticker connected her Porsche and advises Larry to activity connected his short game.

On nan adjacent round, Larry learns that Lori was capable to unafraid a coveted tee clip by bribing nan starter pinch $50. And, toward nan extremity of nan game, Larry questions Lori’s honesty erstwhile it comes to keeping score. “How’d you get it retired of nan woods? You were beautiful heavy successful there,” he presses.

“I had a bully lie,” Lori says, to which Larry mutters: “Yeah, you had a bully lie, each right.”